June 2012
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
yolo-tier:
welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:
imgayitsok:
God bless drag queens.
If you read this we're dating now, no choice.
grungeable:
“forever alone” the 13 year old says as she texts her boyfriend
interviewer: so, leave us with a word of wisdom?
alex: don't-
rian: let's do this, you say a word then i say a word
alex: don't
rian: ever
alex: cross
rian: the
alex: train
rian: tracks
alex: without
rian: looking
alex: at
rian: the
alex: belt
rian: loop
alex: in
rian: your
alex: stockings
rian: that's it
alex: (whispers) first, say first
rian: first
alex: there it is
rian: what was the sentence?
alex: it was 'don't ever cross the train tracks without looking at the loop in your stockings first' (laughs) pretty good
interviewer: remember that, kids
alex: it's an important one
rian: if there's one thing that we attribute our success to, it's that
alex: always check your belt loops in your stockings first before your cross the train tracks just cause that shit'll fuck you up
rian: they do that better on whose line is it anyway
alex: that shit will ruin your life
rian: wayne brady
alex: wayne brady is just
rian: awesome
alex: the middle aged white women's black man
rian: that, it's true
alex: it's true
rian: just like we're the
alex: we're the middle aged black women's white boys
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
beyoncebeytwice:
my 12 year old cousin was at a school dance tonight and got her first period literal blood on the dance floor
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
